if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
- Boston gays in 1773: OMG YAAAAAAASSSS, spill that tea HUNTY!!!!